Without the rain, there would be no rainbow. – Gilbert Chesterton
I don’t discriminate. I hate everyone equally.
Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question. -E E
John Herschel Glenn Jr.~ For all the advances in medicine there is
still no cure for the common birthday.
William Law~ Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
He would not give the devil a knife to cut his throat. – Italian
Cats must suck on the afghan/sweater Mom is trying to make.
The opposite of love is not hate, but apathy. You cannot hate
someone you don’t care about.
Knowledge is the most democratic source of power. -Alvin Toffler
Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover
Did you hear? Lament’s gettin’ a Ph. D. What does Ph. D. stand for?
in his case, Pin-headed Dope.
Marshall McLuhan~ The new electronic interdependence recreates the
world in the image of a global village.
Keep your mind on the things you want and off the things you don’t
Cats know the box of aquarium supplies in the basement is a litter
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken
Never let the sun go down on your anger. – Italian Proverb
Arthur Schopenhauer~ Talent hits a target no one else can hit Genius
hits a target no one else can see.
You just may be a #catnut if: People at work have stopped offering
you their lint brushes bacause they realize it’s hopeless anyway.
Orison Swett Marden~ All men who have achieved great things have
been great dreamers.
Hary Latham Doherty~ Generally we study too much and think too
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me
and my second one didn’t. marr
Samuel Goldwyn~ A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its written
Johann von Goethe~ No one would talk much in society if he knew how
often he misunderstood others.
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